A couple weeks ago I took a day off work so our family (and Lisa R.) could enjoy dollar day at the Ventura County fair.
It's become something of a tradition, as we've done this for the past three years now. Every year has been better than the one before, probably due in large part to the kids' increasing age. Additionally, the weather was pretty cool this year, even cold at times. That is a very nice switch from the usual August heat wave, let me tell you. Also, this was the first year we didn't have to bring a stroller. Hopefully we will again bring a stroller someday, but that's another story.
This year we decided to walk around the entire fair before deciding what to do. I had no idea the fair was so large. In fact, about a month ago, I was telling my friend Ryan that though nice, I didn't think the Ventura County Fair was that big. Certainly it is nothing like the LA County Fair, but it is about twice as large as I previously thought. You care, right?
Anyway, the first stop after a preemptive bathroom break and the Sheriff & CHP meet and greet--our kids love seeing cop cars driving around, but have never wanted to talk to any of them at the fair--was one of the arts & crafts buildings. I'm not surprised we never went in that building before, seeing as the arts & craft buildings were my absolute least favorite parts of the fair when I was a kid. The theme of these exhibits was collections. People had displays of their various collections... erasers, New York paraphernalia, shot glasses, dolls, super heroes, and so on. The kids loved it.
After that, we walked around all the game booths (which I never knew were at this fair), and the "big kid/adult" rides. Our kids ran from one to the next, pointing and yelling, "I WANT TO GO ON THAT!!!" After telling our kids they were chickens had no effect (which would make more sense if I actually posted about our Disneyland trip back in May), I pointed out the height requirement that prevented them from riding any of the big rides.
"Do the people that work at these shops in the airport fair have any idea what the prices are EVERY PLACE IN THE WORLD?!?! 'Yeah, $14 for a tuna sandwich; we think that's fair.'" - J. Seinfeld, "I'm Telling You For the Last Time"
The biggest expense of us going to the fair is of course the food. Even this year, with only me being able to eat fair food (food allergies, etc.), it still constituted the bulk of our expenditures. So it was in this section that I partook of my first "fair food" of the day - deep fried Oreos. At $4 for four cookies, they weren't exactly cheap, but weren't that expensive either. But still, I wish I had my $4 back. In theory, anything fried surpasses a minimum level of "goodness" right? I'm also particular about my food, however. Not as particular as a certain friend of mine, but particular nonetheless. And I say if it's fried, it should be crispy. The fried Oreos were not crispy, as you may imagine. Furthermore, the whipped cream that was sprayed all over the piping hot oreos proceeded to melt immediately, leaving a not particularly appetizing river of grease & sugar soup in the bottom of the tray.
We decided to get rides out of the way first so that we could have a leisurely rest of the day at the fair. We got one sheet of tickets and let the kids pick what they wanted to ride. The T chose to go on a race car ride with me. About three-quarters of the way through the ride, some kid's grandmother started yelling to the attendant that their grandchild wanted to get off (or something like that). The ride stopped and the kid was like what are you talking about? The grandmother herself was a piece of work. How can I say this nicely... no, I'll just leave it at that. And even though the attendant told everyone to say seated because the ride wasn't over yet, the girl in the car in front of us unbuckled herself and proceeded to walk around the track, looking for the exit. Some people...
I then rode the helicopter ride with T and Ave. I posted about this ride last year, and was a little surprised to see that Mr. AAA was the attendant this year too. See last year's post if that makes no sense.
This year, we weren't going to miss the pig races like we had the previous two years. That meant staking out our seats early. Andrea and the kids had lunch from home, and I had some more fair food - polish sausage sandwich w/ onions & peppers. One of my peculiarities with food is that I trick myself into thinking whatever I choose has to be the best thing ever. This usually means I have a horrible time deciding on anything. One time, Andrea stated the obvious - "It's not like you can never eat here again..." and that has actually stuck with me, making such decisions easier. (I know, it's such an elementary problem to have. I can't help it.) The lunch was pretty good. Not amazing, but not bad, and not too expensive, relatively speaking. Adjacent to the pig racing track was a track for the "turkey stampede." I'm not really sure what that was because a crowd of people stood around that track, blocking our view. I had to keep reminding the kids that it was okay because seeing the pigs would be much more rewarding, and we had great seats for that. A HUGE plus of the crowd blocking our view was that I had a chance to take this incognito photo of a couple wearing matching Dragonforce apparel. Dragonforce is a classical metal band that reminds me of something like Iron Maiden on fast forward. Maybe? I dunno. I don't listen to that kind stuff at all.
I listen to plenty of metal of course, but I've never really gotten into the modern symphonic metal stuff. The talent is there for sure, but I can't really take it seriously. I know, that's coming from me, who listens to a lot of music other people wouldn't take seriously.
I know I'm right in the middle of the pig race story, but this is a perfect time to talk about something else. You see, I was wearing my Crucified t-shirt at the fair. For those who may not know, they were a Christian punk and hardcore band that started back in the 80s. They then changed into a crossover band, finally settling into a thrash metal style. They were easily one of the most influential bands in the harder end of Christian music. The music was great and the lyrics were too. They broke up in 1993, did a final show in 1995, and then reunited for a few (or more?) shows earlier this year. A lot of younger hard music fans may not know who they were, but their influence and notoriety was pretty big, both in the secular and Christian scenes.
So we were walking and this old metalhead guy in his fifties says, "Hey man, I like your Crucified shirt." I would have returned the compliment, except I didn't find his Cannibal Corpse shirt that cool. Come to think of it... nah, it couldn't be. But maybe, just maybe, it was "Biker James," a guy who played in a Christian punk band called Godsent Humans, and then went on to play in a band called Modus Operandi. I know he did stuff before then, and is one of the big names in the So Cal Christian Punk scene, but I only know him for those last two gigs. Man, now I hope it wasn't him, because if it was, I totally missed out. Afterward, Andrea asked me if that made my day, and it kind of did.
Until, that is, we walked into one of the vendor buildings. The display right in front of us was for some kind of ceramic garlic grater. We were walking away, when I heard a voice coming out of the speakers. "Hey you... in the Crucified shirt..." I looked over at the garlic grater booth, incredulously. Ok, this guy's good at working the crowd, I thought. But then he said, "Is that the same as the old Christian speed metal band?" I walked over with half a smile on my face, still bewildered. I answered affirmatively. He then asked if they were still together. When I said they had reunited for a few shows, it was his turn to be bewildered. So in between his demonstrations, he'd turn to me and talk about how growing up, his dad was a pastor and he hated the music, but couldn't criticize the lyrics. He also mentioned another band he liked back then--Believer--who were another pretty big name in the Christian metal scene of old. We ended up buying one of the garlic grater dishes, not really because of the above events, but because they were kind of cool. It reminded me of my Grandfather, who used to come home from the LA fair with a ton of stuff/junk from the live infomercials.
Anyway, back to the pigs. It was worth the wait, and the kids loved it too.


I had half a mind to write thought bubbles for members of the crowd in this picture, but I don't know how to do that, and I ran out of good ideas. I like how excited the little kid in the bottom right is. I think the adult in the striped shirt looks really angry, like his pig is losing the race. And the kid on the left... I blurred his face to preserve his dignity, which just makes him look strange... but he looks hungry to me. Sorry.

After the pig races were done and the emcee was yakking on about buying merchandise and thanks for coming and all that, two of the pigs were busy raiding the food barrel. Classic.

Finally, Ave got to ride a pony. At $7 bucks a pop, it sure isn't cheap. Especially since my friend said we should try Griffith Park, where it is cheaper and the track is much larger. She loved it, though. It was a nice contrast to the three kids behind her (one of which tried to cut in front of Ava in line!). The older boy was fine, seemingly oblivious to the chaos happening behind him. So picture Ava, riding happily. Then Older Blond Boy, riding contentedly. Then you have pale pasty sister, whimpering quietly. Then you have Mom, who is trying to simultaneously comfort the whimpering girl and the brother behind her, who was screaming bloody murder. Perhaps the best part was when the Screamer was being put on the pony, Mom walked directly in front of it, causing it to start off at a healthy trot. One of the attendants jogged after the pony and got it under control. Then, Mom had the gall to chide the Screamer for scaring the horse, when she was the one who startled it. Gah!
This picture doesn't capture Ave's sheer joy, but it is a pretty cute one.

I think that about does it.
Oh, I also got chocolate covered bacon. It was pretty good, and really good the next day after being refrigerated overnight.